Rocco Dooley

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Just Damn Funny – Moishe and Levy

Monday, October 19th, 2009
milton_berle

Okay, let’s get this straight, right out of the box: Just because a joke mentions a particular religion, gender, sexual proclivity or race doesn’t mean it’s offensive. And if you think they are, well, fuck you. See, now that’s offensive! It’s important to be able to tell the difference. We learned those rules early on… full story HERE »

Hippie Shortage Threatens San Pedro

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008
Simpkins and Captured Hippie

International Hippie experts are at odds over the causes, but all agree that the once thriving Hippie population of San Pedro de Atitlán is in serious decline.

Bernard Simpkins of the International Hippie Observational Consortium (IHOC) stated at a recent press conference that, “…unless radical steps are taken to support the San Pedro Hippie, this once… full story HERE »

Business Review – Fear and Loathing In San Pedro

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008
Rocco Dooley, Jr.

The long term ex-pats of San Pedro and the long term ex-Pats of Antigua look upon one another with a more or less equal sense of bewilderment.  Those of us in Antigua can’t figure out how anyone could possibly want to live in a town that small, with that many fake hippies, and being surrounded… full story HERE »

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