Horoscopes for Barflies
horrible horoscopes for the bungled and botched
Horoscopes for Barflies – January / February 2008
Aries: (March 21 – April 19) After the thing with the policeman, the chocolate sauce and all that whispered giggling, it is now official: drunkenness doesn’t become you. You become it. Taurus: (April 20 – May 20) The marriage counselor suggested trying to settle things peacefully. Use sleeping pills. Gemini: (May 21 – June 21)… full story HERE »
Horoscopes For Barflies – October / November 2007
Aries: (March 21 – April 19) Any attempt to find solace through meditation and aroma therapy is destined to go wrong. Start smoking. Taurus: (April 20 – May 20) Soon you will meet a tall dark stranger, who will ritually dismember and eat you. Gemini: (May 21 – June 21) The growth you just discovered… full story HERE »
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