Volume III, Issue 4

From The Recesses – Of Misfits and Murderers

By on Friday, May 22nd, 2009
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The Misfits’ Club

Back in the late 1990s, when I was teaching in Brooklyn, NY, I had a student named Uran Dragon Kolenovic. And, it seemed that the dragon lived inside Uran’s head.

Uran Kolenovic was a 14-year-old immigrant from Kosovo whose mother and father had sent him to America to live with his grandmother when he… full story HERE »

New Music Review – October Sky by Adam Stokes

By on Thursday, May 14th, 2009
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The past month brought singer songwriter, Adam Stokes, back to Antigua for a few days – and he brought with him a long awaited present: his new album, October Sky. Adam hails from Texas, but lived here a few years back with his wife, Jess, an incredibly hot archeologist who spent most of her time… full story HERE »

Our Readers Respond

By on Thursday, May 14th, 2009

Editor’s Note: The letter on this page is from the Guatemalan National Coffee Association, Anacafé. It is a letter written in response to, and as a clarification of, an article in our most recent issue, The Coffee Trade, Nothing Fair About It, by Laura Shearer. A brief response from Ms. Shearer follows the letter from… full story HERE »

An Open Letter To Local Antigua Business Owners

By on Thursday, May 14th, 2009
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We keep hearing, verbatim, the same line, over and over again, from our advertising staff. They say the most common reason new clients give for declining to take an ad is because they believe, “…only locals read La Cuadra.” This has been happening with a regularity that makes us wonder if one of our competitors… full story HERE »

W.T.F? May / June 2009

By on Thursday, May 14th, 2009
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A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international industry standards are too large for the majority of Indian… full story HERE »

Horoscopes for Barflies May / June 2009

By on Thursday, May 14th, 2009

Aries: (March 21 – April 19) Remember that night when you were really drunk, but we all encouraged you to “dance like no one’s lookin?” You go live on YouTube today at noon! Search for “spastic chicken.”

Taurus: (April 20 – May 20) Yes, you did hear her correctly. She said “there was… full story HERE »

Letter From the Editors – Squeal Like a Pig, Bite Like a Kitten, Die Like a Pigeon

By on Thursday, May 14th, 2009
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With all the pig fuckers on Wall Street, in Washington and around the Financial World, it was probably only a matter of time before a swine flu outbreak threatened to ravage our increasingly polluted planet. Our insider information tells us that, in order to save on manufacturing costs, pharmaceutical giant Glaxo-Smith-Kline off-shored research, design and… full story HERE »

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